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It might be a metaphor.

[And Waverly is drunk, so Diana gets the treat of her elaborating:]

You know, for his ...

[And she makes a gesture involving a certain part of the male anatomy while giggling.]

Wait.

No.

Wait.

Diana is still trying to do the math on this one.

Because.

...How?

[Waverly shrugs.]

I dunno. Men always build or buy massive extravagant things when they're trying to make up for a less than stellar penis.

[She's stereotyping wildly, but she's drunk so she thinks the stereotypes will forgive her.]

That seems like a striking weakness, if they're so insecure about a little bit of anatomy.

I don't understand it either, honestly, I just know that they get veeeeeeeery sensitive about it.

I suppose that's no surprise. It's a very sensitive portion of their anatomy.

It is. And some of them can't even use them very well.

[Why did she spend so long with Champ? Why? Sex was so much better when the other person was actually good at it.]

[Diana presses her lips together, holding back a smile.]

My impression has been that it's not something you have much use for.

[Which is valid; they are entirely unnecessary for pleasure. Though, in Diana's experience, they can be fun.]

I can when they know how to use it.

[She shrugs.]

I like both men and women. Though my taste in men has been highly questionable.

One would think most people would like both men and women.

[Or maybe she just feels that way because she also likes both.]

I have sisters who would tell you that being attracted to any men implies questionable taste.

[She laughs.]

I've met some good men. Not many, but there are rare diamonds that deserve to be treasured. The fact that the bar is so low in some areas ... definitely says something.

I have met good men. A number of them. A small number, and they are the ones who set the bar.

I would not call it low.

[She shrugs at that.]

When you have a limited pool to choose from, the bar gets flexible.

[That gets a laugh out of her.]

It's true, you may have a point in that.

[She grins at the laugh, because success.]

My situation did improve though, so at least there's that.

So I've noticed. And I can say confidently, you are not lacking anything.

Definitely not.

[She's so relieved that Nicole is here with her, even if she's not exactly happy that Nicole is here. Nicole doesn't deserve Hell but she's glad they're in it together.]

What about you? Do you have someone?

Not in the way you have Nicole. I have... friends though.

[Diana bows her head and smiles slightly, almost... bashful? Can someone thousands of years old be bashful?]

[She catches that bashfulness and raises a curious eyebrow.]

Hey, there's nothing wrong with friends. There's nothing wrong with sexy friends even.

Perhaps we will get to that point eventually. For now, it is just friendship.

Well, all friendships are good friendships, in my opinion. Our friendship especially.

[Aww, she's hit the mushy point of being drunk.]

It is good to hear that today. You have no idea.

Of course.

[She reaches over and gives Diana's arm a squeeze.]

You're one of my favorite people.

And you are dear friend.

I think it might be time for you to drink some water though, and perhaps get some sleep.

[She pouts a bit at that.]

You think so?

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